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Horoscope Prank

Have one month be very insulting and nasty. (in a fun way)
 
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1/12th of the people who read their horoscope will be in for a funny prank. All the other horoscopes say standard BS about how great they are, how wonderful everything's gonna be, but one month is extremely nasty.

Aries: You're a wonderful person and this is your month.

Leo: Your inner beauty shines as you find true love this month!

Sagittarius: You're smelly. Very very smelly. Use some soap for Christ sake. You smell like a damn goat.

Capricorn: Like beautiful flowers, you're really blooming and great things await you.

Etc.

The sagittarius would of course read the other horoscopes and see that only theirs was singled out. Now I assume NOBODY would take this seriously and jump off a bridge, they'd see that all the other sagittaria got pranked too and everybody would laugh and have a good time.

Of course, this would change every month so everybody gets a chance to be part of the fun.

doctorremulac3, Jan 25 2020

Anteater Attacks https://www.youtube...watch?v=31vXN7NYpl8
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       In the novel "Dirk Gently's holistic detective agency", the protagonist always has a terrible horoscope in his local paper, because he'd once riled up the mystic.
Loris, Jan 25 2020
  

       "Pisces: Several people you haven't seen for decades unexpectedly show up at your memorial service".
8th of 7, Jan 25 2020
  

       "Taurus: your post-mortem reveals that your claim to being immortal was an exaggeration."
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 25 2020
  

       "Libra: When you tell your friends and family 'I feel really ill' you will be entirely correct, and at your funeral they will be racked by remorse".
8th of 7, Jan 25 2020
  

       //Have one month be very insulting and nasty. (in a fun way)//   

       You see, [doc], this is the mistake you keep making lately. You begin with a potentially evil idea, but then somehow veer off into niceness.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 25 2020
  

       Off with his head. Oh wait, maybe we could get by with just a few fingers and toes, or to make things simpler we could just give him a hair cut, or brush his teeth for him, or something like that...Right???
blissmiss, Jan 25 2020
  

       Wrong. "RELEASE THE ANTEATERS !"   

       (Anteaters have huge claws, but no teeth - and an enormously long tongue. They can, therefore give you an extremely nasty lick.   

       Terrible way to die ... )
8th of 7, Jan 25 2020
  

       //They can, therefore give you an extremely nasty lick... Terrible way to die ... //   

       I hadn't realized [doc] was so toxic - you mean like a cane toad?
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 26 2020
  

       More like a cross between a Fugu fish and a Basilisk, but basically yes.
8th of 7, Jan 26 2020
  

       Poison wouldn't enter into it but yes, attempting to lick me (or anybody without being invited first) is probably not a good idea. Could lead to... trouble.
doctorremulac3, Jan 26 2020
  


 

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