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Horror Brand Baby Food

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The idea is to make a lurid green baby feed milk by including some harmless extra (and perhaps even beneficial) compound in it as part of a Horror Brand Range of Baby Food.

All babies frequently throw up the contents of their stomachs for a variety of reasons. With a baby fed on bright green milk, the new result will be the re-creation of the famous scene in the Exorcist, when Linda Blair sprays pea soup over the visiting priest.

There is no practical advantage to having a baby that can do this, but I feel that a clear gap in the baby food market exists for appropriately named Horror Brand products. In this case the milk would probably be called Exorsicko

xenzag, Dec 15 2016

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       // There is no practical advantage to having a baby that can do this, //   

       There is no practical advantage to having a baby.   

       Anything that has any chance of helping stop your species reproducing has got to be worth a bun ...
8th of 7, Dec 15 2016
  

       Agreed.
xenzag, Dec 16 2016
  

       How about an alternative protocol for caesarians in which, once the incision is made, the patient is dressed in a T-shirt and held down on a canteen table until the infant makes itself known?
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 16 2016
  

       I like Max's idea
hippo, Dec 16 2016
  

       Thank you. It would have the added charm that, as the emergent infant scurried away into a dark corner, it would be brought up sharp by the umbilical cord going "badoing".
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 16 2016
  
      
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