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Horse's Ass

pony tail hair attachment
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Horse's Ass is an attachment made especially for men who insist on having a pony tail. It's a plastic replica of a horse's hind quarters with a hole in it, (where the tail should be) through which the offending pony tail is threaded.

A simple concealed clip that grips the hair underneath holds it in place. Elongated version features saddle and whooping cow-boy.

xenzag, Dec 23 2012


       Why only for men?
pocmloc, Dec 23 2012

       Good luck with convincing any female to wear one!
xenzag, Dec 23 2012

       [+] immediately, but what [poc] said.
FlyingToaster, Dec 23 2012

       The ass of horse.
rcarty, Dec 23 2012

       I always thought there should be a small clip-on, puckered anus discretely hidden under the ponytail which is only available when the ponytail is lifted up.
AusCan531, Dec 23 2012

       This would work great with all kinds of models, especially if you formed the opening so that it would splay the hair either up or out or in a fan -- rooster tail, fish tail, frog throwing up, how about the cherubim peeing statue they always have as a pond fountain.
JesusHChrist, Dec 24 2012

       All worthy additions to the range.
xenzag, Dec 24 2012

       Sp. Nag’s Arse
pocmloc, Dec 24 2012

       Exhaust pipe for race car drivers, double barrell shotgun for NRA members
JesusHChrist, Dec 24 2012

       Keg tap for college students.
JesusHChrist, Dec 24 2012

       Erect phallus for porn stars.
JesusHChrist, Dec 24 2012


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