Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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How to be a model human guide

Do you need help being a human being?
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Send your mum a I love you message.

Ask your friends how they're really doing.

Ask your friends what they've been doing.

chronological, Jan 12 2021


       (+) for sentiment. [-] As a halfbaked idea.   

       How ARE you really doing this morning?
kdf, Jan 12 2021

       <Chronological's mum> Hmm... an I love you message. I wonder what they are after?
pocmloc, Jan 12 2021

       Send the first copy to 8th. No, wait, that'll just help him hide easier.
RayfordSteele, Jan 12 2021

       Why would we want to hide ? Anyway, we already have a cloaking device ...   

       // Do you need help being a human being? //   

       Email a link to this to [beany] ?
8th of 7, Jan 12 2021

       Pot-kettle-black, [8th]?
pertinax, Jan 12 2021

       Also, what [kdf] said.
pertinax, Jan 12 2021

       // Pot-kettle-black, [8th]? //   

       Why would we want to downgrade... ?
8th of 7, Jan 12 2021

       What [kdf] said, aside from all that mushy faffing about.
Voice, Jan 13 2021

       I'd hesitate to use the word //need// but this seems like a fine idea.
sninctown, Jan 13 2021

       // model human //   

       Is this "model" in the sense of "a smaller, cheaper, easily replaceable, though largely representative version of the actual item, with limited functionality, but that can be considered expendable, and that it's fine to do destructive experiments on" ?   

       We understood that your species referred to these as "children" ...
8th of 7, Jan 13 2021

       or "Lego mini-figure"
hippo, Jan 13 2021

       See also: the larger part of every philosophy and religious book ever written
Voice, Jan 13 2021

       Maslow's hierarchy? First things first, then the higher level achievements will be remembered.
wjt, Jan 14 2021

       First things best. The people I know who are doing "higher level achievements" often are carrying a heavy mental burden. There is another way. Return to monkey.
sninctown, Jan 14 2021

       Looks like the U.S. are going to try that, at least for the next four years ...
8th of 7, Jan 14 2021

       //Maslow's hierarchy?//   

       Maslow's hierarchy was pseudo- science with a quite creepy political sub- text. Maybe don't start from there.
pertinax, Jan 14 2021

       Maslow's hierarchy has an important kernel of truth. Don't throw out the parable with the religion.
Voice, Jan 14 2021


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