Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Hundred Metres One Man Band

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Points will be awarded for speed, musicality and total number of instruments actuated by the process of running.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 31 2013

Are tuned bottles permitted? https://www.youtube...watch?v=KePjkCySBCs
[tatterdemalion, Feb 01 2013]

Stellify http://www.youtube....watch?v=CQCCWsFJGao
Fast forward [skinflaps, Feb 03 2013]


       wots not to love?
po, Jan 31 2013

       Sergeant Stepper's Only One Man Band
theircompetitor, Jan 31 2013

       An' a bun anna two an' a...
Alterother, Feb 01 2013

       Love +
blissmiss, Feb 01 2013

       It's just because [jutta] hates puns. Don't worry about it too much.
UnaBubba, Feb 01 2013

       Pure unadulterated genius [+]
zen_tom, Feb 01 2013

       //[jutta] hates puns// Even if it's jutt a small one?
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 01 2013

       You'll be safe, ["Max"], yours is too small to notice.
UnaBubba, Feb 01 2013

       Thanks, [Ubie]. I guess you'd know.
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 01 2013

       I see all.
UnaBubba, Feb 01 2013

       I had a similar vision when I said the rock band Nirvana sounded like a one man band rolling head over heels down a rocky hill. [+]
doctorremulac3, Feb 02 2013

       //I see all.// There speaks a man who owns a mirror.
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 02 2013

       This post probably breaks the buns per word per minute record. (I'm jealous.)
sqeaketh the wheel, Feb 03 2013

       Zumm Zumm.
skinflaps, Feb 03 2013

       Bonus points if the multi-instrumentalist makes 'on-the-fly' adjustments for Doppler shift.
hippo, Feb 04 2013

       + (here's your point)
xandram, Feb 04 2013

       This is the only possible reason for looking forward to the 2016 Olympic Games [+].
8th of 7, Feb 04 2013

       Include a vuvuzela and they wouldn't make it past 15 meters before being pelted with a sling.
RayfordSteele, Feb 07 2013

       The issue here is for the Paralympics: replacement limbs could incorporate instruments - panpipe toes (qv), percussive forms being perhaps the obvious choice, though a stringed instrument could replace one leg the other leg having a carefully placed plectrum for stride strumming, yes in the end there'll be an only semi human Carly Rae Jepsen barrellassing it down her lane, her well practiced but probably somewhat alarming gait allowing the musical prostheses to do the bulk of the heavy lifting, a 1MB version of "If I had a million dollars" blaring out as the Canadian flag is raised, a single tear of Canadopride trickling down a Jepsencheek. Powerful stuff, Clive back to Gary Lineker in the studio.
calum, Feb 08 2013


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