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"I hate being hated by haters of hatred." |
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"I hate hypocritical bumper stickers" |
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"I Bump Critical Hyposticker Haters" |
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"I Stick The Crit To Typical Hipo Haters" ... wait |
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I thought this was going to be like "Sierra Club" or "Keep <whatever> green" stickers on SUV's... |
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I'm not sure, bliss, but I don't hate hippo |
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"Please don't hate me for hating you." |
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It's not prejudice if you hate everyone equally. |
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Nope, that's misanthropy. |
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Heh, [bliss] - the hippocritic oath. |
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"My other car has a bumber sticker describing this one." |
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Hey, what time do you call this, then?! I've been waiting for you. |
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Mine would just say "I love my Chevrolet," and be plastered on a Ford. |
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"Let me through, I'm a bloody Doctor!" |
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(Hippocratic Oath Bumper Sticker). |
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//I've been waiting for you.// |
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[squeak], you're not the only one. If we followed [Godot] around claiming to have waited for him do you think he'll eventually change his username? |
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Misread as "hyper-critical" bumper stickers. |
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You're 0.2% over the speed limit
Don't forget to dot every 'i'
The crease in your left pants leg is not straight. |
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"If you can read this, then i hate you." |
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"Tailgating makes you fat." |
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"If you can read this, you're smarter than me" |
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Maybe the hippocritic oath is something that senior doctors take before they examine other doctors? "Call *that* a lobotomy?" |
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"Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger" |
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Warning - Bumper missing. |
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Honk if you hate surveys....
1 time for strongly against,.. to 10 times for strongly in favour |
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anarchy rules! and I vote! |
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There's nobody behind me.
Learn to read
Learn to drive
Let me overtake you
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Disclaimer: The above statements are not hypocritical. |
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"I'm not racist. I hate everyone!" |
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"I don't want to be hypocritical, so I'll criticize you more." |
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"If you can read this, Thwoudnh jeorhdu Meogopa." |
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Keep honking- I'm reloading. |
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Imagine one of those peeing Calvin stickers on the rear window. But he's peeing on a peeing Calvin sticker. That sticker is peeing on a peeing Calvin sticker. That sticker is... well, you get it. |
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There are two things I despise - prejudice,
and the Dutch. |
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I had a bumper sticker once that started a fight. One morning, traffic was not moving at all and I noticed the woman in the car behind me reading my bumper sticker out loud to her male companion (read her lips, I did). An argument ensued, I guess over how each of them interpreted the message, and I think she actually punched him. I soon lost sight of them when traffic started moving again. |
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The bumper sticker simply said "People who think they know it all really annoy those of us who do". |
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Seen on a bumper sticker- "I'd rather be driving." |
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Hypothetical Bumper Sticker |
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i'm with [zen]. what if a bumper sticker were to... |
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"I hate hate." - Grouchy Smurf |
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For Kentucky: "If you can, read this." |
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I don't hate hypocritical bumper stickers,
but I hypo stick critical bump haters. |
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This is kind of like those SUVs with the "Hybrid" stickers on them. |
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"I'm not really an actor, I just play one on TV" |
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I think the one I saw the other day was more Ironic than Hypocritical, but it had a big "04" next to a picture of "Dubya" and then it said: |
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"W stands for the Working Class" - yeah, right. |
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"This bumper sticker exploits the illiterate" |
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I'd want "My other car is a Civic" plastered on a Lamborghini. |
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me too, or any other bumper sticker on a Lamborghini |
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"My other car was rear-ended by someone who spent too much damn time reading my bumper sticker and not watching the road" |
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on the front of my car:
"If you can read this you are about to die in a car crash" |
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My car IS a Civic AND was rear-ended by someone who should have been paying attention. Whether it was because she was reading bumpber stickers on someone's car, I don't know... |
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