Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Replace "light" with "sausages" and this may work...

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Ice Pubes

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Ice, purchaseable from your local off-licence, corner shop or conveninece store, each containing, trapped within the fozen cube, a single stout pubic hair, of either organic or synthetic provenance.
calum, Jun 07 2006


       Surely baked? I'm sure my local's been using these for years.
jonthegeologist, Jun 07 2006

       [a single stout pubic hair]   

       You take ice in your stout?
normzone, Jun 07 2006

       Sorry, but this one's rather weak beyond the name pun.
RayfordSteele, Jun 08 2006


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