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Improved Clown Car Schtick

A fresh twist on the old bunch-o'-clowns popping out of a small car routine
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I propose seeing how many clowns you could cram INTO a comically tiny car.

Of course there are physical limitations, but nothing you couldn't overcome with a hydraulic ram of some sort.

doctorremulac3, Nov 27 2010


       Just don't tell people you've been ramming clowns.
baconbrain, Nov 27 2010

       ramming clowns ?
FlyingToaster, Nov 29 2010

       They have contests to see how many clowns can be compressed into a car with a hydraulic ram?   

       You don't need to think it's funny quest, but you should probably catch on that it's a joke. Don't they tell jokes in Siberia?
doctorremulac3, Nov 29 2010

       Ok, so when you said "They already have a contest for this" you meant to say "I know this is a joke but it's not an original joke."?
doctorremulac3, Nov 29 2010

       You've seen human beings, dressed as clowns compressed into a car with a hydraulic ram? So how many died and who was tried for the murders?   

       Or do you actually still not get it?   

       It's a joke q. A sick joke, but clowns are fair game in my book.
doctorremulac3, Nov 29 2010

       Well, I don't think anybody would suggest clowns getting into a car being entertaining enough to post the idea on a website.   

       I suppose I could have suggested a wood chipper instead of a hydraulic ram but that pushes the limits of sick humor even for me.
doctorremulac3, Nov 29 2010

       "Why are you stuffing all those clowns into your car?"   

       "Duh...It's a schtick shift."   

       The funny thing would be to have a typical clown car with escape hatch on the bottom, and the two mimes ram clown after clown in. When there are no more clowns the ramming mimes dust off their hands and strut about in a satisfied manner. The car then begins to quiver.   

       The mimes approach cautiously. One pokes it with a stick. The car then comedically explodes in a shower of fake blood and foam rubber clown body parts.
bungston, Nov 29 2010

       The blowing up clown car, now THAT'S funny!   

       And yea, it's probably better to use fake clown parts. I'm pretty sure blowing up real clowns and mimes can lead to a hefty fine in most states. Not sure about Texas though, they might turn a blind eye.   

       I think that's probably one of those old laws that are still on the books for some reason.   

       Anyway, glad I'm not the only one with a sick sense of humor.
doctorremulac3, Nov 29 2010


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