h a l f b a k e r y"More like a cross between an onion, a golf ball, and a roman multi-tiered arched aquaduct."
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Hadrian's Wall was designed to contain the pesky Scots, but it has mostly crumbled into a lumpy ruin with the mad Scots now running amok throughout the civilised world.
Hadrian's Wall Of Death is a reconstruction of a section of the famous barrier, made in circular form and now functioning as a wall
of death for scrambler bikes.
The death defying riders begin their orbits along a relatively smooth surface, but as they increase the speed of their rotations and ascend the wall, they begin to encounter the lumpy uneven stones and ruts that characterise the Stupidly Dangerous Hadrian's Wall Of Death.
One rider wears a kilt, while another in pursuit is dressed as a Roman Legionaire. Sword wielding etc adds to the accident rate that earns the Stupidly Dangerous Hadrian's Wall Of Death its name.
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//scrambler bikes.// boring. Horses and chariots would be much more in keeping. |
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//a kilt// invented by the English in the 18th century. Also, do not ride a motorbike (or a push-bike) wearing a kilt. |
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Agree about the horses, but they could get injured
and I can't have that. |
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^
Isn't that Nike's new slogan? |
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It would be the ultimate "suspension test course" - either your
suspension works perfectly, allowing you to maintain enough speed
& control; or you crash & die. |
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