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I am waiting for my toast as we speak, and it has already been a little over 2 minutes. The Toastmaster is not very obliging, unfortunately. This is too long to wait for toast.
I'm thinking either already-toasted toast (think giant Melba toast) or just some extra-fast way to toast bread.
need huge Black and Decker R&D teams on this, pronto.
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Baked and Halfbaked [hippo, Sep 27 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
Toastables - The Onion 17 Oct 2001
see the far left news bar, below features, above Rush [prometheus, Sep 27 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
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||toast is worth waiting for
||Dehydrated toast! Just add (three drops of) hot water!
||[innerleming]: Was your toast burned by the time you were done posting that?
||If you did it the way Rods suggests, the laser could toast the day's weather forecast onto the bread.
||(Welcome back, waugs. You were missed.)