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As has been addressed previously, the issue of stray driblets of urine running down the inside of your thighs unimpeded by the loose fabric of your boxers is a problem most men experience. How many among us have worried about those ugly dribble stains on the inside legs of our slacks? At least one, and
that's one too many.
Sure, you can shake. But shaking never seems to quite do the trick. Like an indulged child, your penis knows that it's not supposed to dribble once put away, but it does it anyway. Possibly for attention.
Briefs may solve the issue, but what if you prefer the carefree look of boxer shorts?
Enter Internal Briefs. Like the lining of swim trunks, these boxers have an internal lining of cotton briefs (complete with form-fitting elastic leg holes) to contain errant drops of masculine discharge, but with an outer layer of breezy boxer sexiness.
In short, they function like briefs and look like boxers - keeping you looking great whether you choose to wear your pants or not.
(?) Penis Bib
Penis_20Bib
A similar, but rather fussy idea to deal with the dribble issue [justaguy, Jan 02 2006]
Boxer Briefs
http://www.brainfar..._briefs1%20copy.jpg
"In short, they function like briefs and look like boxers..." [jurist, Jan 02 2006]
Fila Microfiber Pull-On Shorts
http://www.amazon.c...ting-goods&n=507846
Alternatively called swimming shorts, sport shorts, tennis shorts, volleyball shorts, campus shorts, etc., by makers like FILA, Reebok, Nike, Adidas, Wilson, et al. [jurist, Jan 02 2006]
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just more information than we need... |
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Not everything useful is pretty, you know... |
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your user name says everything |
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Someone's a bit crabby today. |
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[jurist] And yet they look like neither... |
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Well, the Internal Briefs that you've described otherwise sound identical to a standard pair of lined swimming trunks (i.e.,those with the solid lining instead of the sand-mesh lining). |
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I've never encountered a pair of swim trunks that had cotton lining, nor a pair suitable as undergarments. |
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Perfect analogy, though. Exactly what I was struggling to describe. |
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I feel ashamed even to annotate, this is really disgusting. |
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I don't have that problem, but in theory, not a bad idea. |
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[jurist] So, baked then? I didn't see anything describing a lining in the product description, but I'll take your word for it. Even if they are marketed as outerwear and my product name is much better. |
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Can't you guys just use a bit of toilet
paper and wipe it off? |
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I hav'nt been here for a long time but I'm glad I returned today.Good idea and it made me laugh.I voted for it. |
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[DVineMissEva] I won't go so far as to say "Men are lazy," but I know I sure am. |
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[python] So you're the other one, then. Outstanding. |
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[DVineMissEva] Go ALL the way from the urinal to the stalls? With your whatsit hanging out? Just to get a piece of loopaper? A proud man would rather die.... |
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[How many among us have worried about those ugly
dribble stains on the inside legs of our slacks?....] not me -
I draw dotted lines around them, using indelible ink. |
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[xenxag] My keyboard is now covered in exhaled tea. I hope you're proud of yourself. |
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I didn't know what to think from the title.
The first thing it made me think of was a news story from a few years ago about a homeless woman that had worn the same pair of pantyhose, pulling them down only far enough to squat, for so many years that the skin of her legs grew through the material and, I believe, had to be surgically removed. |
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you made that up, 2 fries. I can imagine how the tights might get rather swollen with sloughed off skinflakes but I really can't believe that skin can grow through nylon or whatever they're made of. |
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I avoid pantyhose at all costs. I am
certain that they were invented by
someone who HATES women. |
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I have to agree and I hate the noise when two legs rub against each other {{{shudder}}} |
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and before DrC jumps in - thats 2 legs belonging to the same body. |
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EVERY time I see this idea, I think of some kind of internal set of underwear - kind of a set of briefs that go under your skin. Help me, please. |
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you don't need help - just a filter. |
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Nope 'struth as far as I can recall [po]. Can't find the story though. |
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