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Islets of Langerhan cruises

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By a modern miracle of miniaturized marine magnetic manipulation, (I ran out of words starting with m) you too can cruise the Islets of Langerhan from the comfort of your own home.

Simply send a photo and a large cheque and your face will be photolithically inscribed onto one of miniature passengers as the miniature cruise liner is propelled magnetic probes around the aforementioned islands.

Kit comes with bottle of brine spray with ozone, no seasickness guaranteed. Sorry no duty frees, but then again no tiny captain trying to impress his dancer girlfriend by going too close to the hard bits.

not_morrison_rm, Nov 27 2013


       Does the cruise include going through the semi-circular canals ?
8th of 7, Nov 27 2013

       Ahh, that`ll be the Venetian franchise.   

       I understand they`re planning a Mount of Venus cruise as well. Italians.
not_morrison_rm, Nov 27 2013

       Don't forget to stop off at the Canal of Schlemm.
MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 27 2013

       If the trip includes the lower part of the alimentary canal, will that actually be cruising, or will you just be going through the motions … ?
8th of 7, Nov 27 2013

       There's a special for dentists, a very small Lusitania voyages in the root canal.   

       An equally small uboat lurks nearby, manned by people who hate dentists (me),who get to take pot shots at it.
not_morrison_rm, Nov 27 2013

       I want to go sperlunking in the Malphigian Tubules....
bs0u0155, Nov 27 2013

       //the Malphigian Tubules.   

       Gosh, I'm sure I went to some of their gigs in the 70's...
not_morrison_rm, Nov 27 2013


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