Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Jehovah Scouts

Combining door to door religion and delicious girlscout cookies.
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Jehovah's witnesses strap girl scout cookies in case the conversion doesn't go well.

If they're going door to door anyway, they might even try selling insurance.

Anything to fill the coffers right?

Blumster, Feb 14 2005

Jehovah's Witness Delivery Jehovah_27s_20Witness_20Delivery
Another JW functional mashup [waugsqueke, Feb 14 2005]


       This idea makes me even more uncomfortable than a fourteen year old in a suit explaining that the world is only 4,000 years old and fossils were buried by satan to confuse the unbelievers.
wagster, Feb 14 2005

       I'm thinking March of Dimes/Seven day inventist would be a good one too.
Blumster, Feb 14 2005

       Greetings, (sizes up adversary) sinner, saaaaaay, would you like some sinfully delicious bickies/cookies?
thumbwax, Feb 14 2005

       proffers sugar lump to wax...   

       pats on head!<waits response - email preferably>
po, Feb 14 2005

       Jehovah's Witness Protection Program: door-to-door bouncers.
FarmerJohn, Feb 15 2005

       I'm thinking bag men too maybe. That way the mob could collect on Sundays.
Blumster, Feb 15 2005

       That's funnier than a left handed spoon.
reensure, Feb 15 2005

       Yeah, [thumb], where have you been?
Pericles, Feb 16 2005

       Yeah, only if they have a thumb print on em...
blissmiss, Feb 16 2005


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