Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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LSD Fortune Cookie

Fortunes printed on blotter paper.
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One cookie holds about 5-6 hits, enough for a really intense trip. Fortunes only make sense to those who are on acid: "You are the walrus, go ride the snake." etc.
jaksplat, Jan 18 2005

(??) Number 6, no ... 5, N... http://www.jumpstat...dy/python/joke.html
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput. [reensure, Jan 18 2005]

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       Why not toilet paper, too?
bristolz, Jan 18 2005
  

       Do not eat the brown fortune.   

       Hee Hee! You are a naughty man [zen_tom]!
wagster, Jan 18 2005
  

       Help! I've tripped and I can't get down!   

       (old bumper sticker)
Aegir, Jan 21 2005
  

       You will find fortune in an apparent turn for the worse, as your dictionary became the giant forthright, with marzipan geese. Evaporative hammers tried for all connection, so spiralling fat cookies were sore but could see what such so saw suddenly. Every pants will vote, and registration against canvas adds without five or fury. Dutifully beautifully Mexican songs, and confidence in a friend may help you through a tight spot.
Detly, Jan 21 2005
  

       You will be tripping but denying it. You will call your dealer and threaten to jail him for ripping you off. In the morning you will feel foolish.
lowbot, May 17 2006
  

       hide the snake?
benfrost, May 19 2006
  
      
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