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Lap-top Laptop

treat for cats
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Closing your Lap-top Laptop will reveal that it has a subtle, dish shaped depression on the outer facing side of its lid. This allows you to further spoil your best feline friend with a special treat. Just pour out some fresh cream, allow it to sit for a while and it will be warmed slightly by the rising heat from the processor.
xenzag, Feb 09 2008


       grrrr ... I love my Apple.
xenzag, Feb 09 2008

       And broiling hot (intel books).   

       Possibly also not good for anything else as the backlight/processor/ram has likely failed. (Keep pushing them back to the company don't take no for an answer)
WcW, Feb 09 2008

       I've had my Apple laptop for 5 years now. I use it every single day, sometimes for hours at a time. In all that time it has never crashed once and I have never lost a single piece of work. I don't find it broiling hot, just warm enough to take the chill off the cream out of the fridge.
xenzag, Feb 09 2008

       Luck of the draw: we have had two fail right out of the box and the fan on our current PowerBook runs on high whenever you get memory intensive. Also the power supply is hot to the touch all the time. Battery defect? No answer from Tech Support. I have become quite disillusioned.
WcW, Feb 09 2008

       //I hope your overpriced, underperforming, pretty, piece of shit fruit machine lasts forever// Yeah, I have friends who can't afford Macs too. It's a natural reaction.
MaxwellBuchanan, Feb 09 2008

       Our ibook also seems to be bullet proof. Why the discrepency in the quality of the smackintosh product line? Does reputation mean anything anymore? What about consistancy?
WcW, Feb 09 2008

       //underperforming, pretty, piece of shit fruit machine lasts forever// ''The lady doth protest too much, methinks". I know you're no lady, but this is girl talk of the first order. I detect jealousy.... meeeeaaowwww - my claws are sharper than yours!
xenzag, Feb 10 2008


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