Lazy Opener is a small mechanical device containing a hideously
powerful spring, the energy of which is used to open bottle tops,
especially those holding sparkling water. Here's how it works:
Lazy Opener is firmly docked against its wall based holder, then
wound up using a key with an extended
arm to provide leverage.
To open a bottle, Lazy Opener is removed from its dock, placed
the top of the bottle, and locked firmly in place around the
neck. The screw top is gripped by the knurled unwinder. When the
mechanism is activated, the spring forces the top of the bottle to
turn in short controlled movements, punctuated by mini reverses
excess effervescence to escape without overflowing.
While Lazy Opener is going about its business, its owner is free to
attend to more important matters, like checking the orientation
shoe pairs to ensure that the speed of light has not been
Lazy Opener ensures that no bottle of sparkling water will ever
explosively release its contents again.