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Luis Suárez Nut Cracker Head

open nuts using the head of Luis Suárez
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Footballer Luis Suárez likes to bite other players, and I've just watched a replay of him doing it again tonight at a world cup game. This provides the perfect opportunity for him to endorse latest hand operated nut cracker.

Naturally the Luis Suárez Nut Cracker Head takes the from of a scaled down Luis Suárez head, with a spring loaded articulated jaw. Small nuts are placed between the front teeth, with the tougher ones (like almonds) using the heavier back molars.

Either way, a judicious thump with a fist on the crown of the Luis Suárez Nut Cracker Head causes the upper and lower jaw to clamp together, reducing the shell of the nut to fragments, and releasing the edible interior.

Being made of heavy metal, Luis Suárez Nut Cracker Head doubles up as an effective door stopper when not in use, or as a kettle weight when the optional extra curved handle is attached.

(note - almonds are seeds and not nuts)

xenzag, Jun 24 2014

Mid Match Snack http://www.7msport....0130501/87882.shtml
[xenzag, Jun 24 2014]

Footballer kitchen tools http://www.soccerca...dinho-bottle-opener
[calum, Jun 24 2014]

Head of Luis Suárez http://cdn.images.e...0x/luis1-477561.jpg
[xenzag, Jun 25 2014]

Luis Suárez in simple Kettle Weight variation mode https://picasaweb.g...6028837944963596146
in this mode, nuts can also be crushed by simply pounding with the head [xenzag, Jun 25 2014]

Luis Suarez bottle opener http://www.personal...uarez-bottle-opener
you can get a bottle opener of him, nut cracker is probably a better idea though as he's got one powerful bite! [max99, Jul 04 2014]


       bun, but I imagine the reason you don't see nutcracker heads is that you can't get enough leverage to actualy crack a nut. (and if they do exist then - flavour)
FlyingToaster, Jun 24 2014

       Only "sometimes" … ?   

       Well, actually, that makes sense. You can only properly worry about one bizarre disturbing halfbaker at a time, and there are so many of them …
8th of 7, Jun 25 2014

       But we all worry about you, ALL THE TIME, [8th]!
blissmiss, Jun 25 2014


       <dons all-black clothing, sits alone in darkened room mumbling about "The Voices" and sharpening Katana by light of single candle>
8th of 7, Jun 25 2014

       Sp. "france"
8th of 7, Jun 25 2014

       Surely nature has provided a suitable layout for the leverage needed?   

       Simply place the nut to be cracked between the Suarez nutcracker buttocks and squeeze the legs?   

       Coming to a home shopping channel near you....
not_morrison_rm, Jun 25 2014


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