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Klein Bottle Blender

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New from BorgCo labs, the Klein Bottle Blender is a huge step forward in food preparation.

It looks like a conventional blender except the "jug" is made in the form of a Klein Bottle.Simply put it in the kitchen and turn it on. As the inside of the jug is also the outside, everything gets blended*.

Easy to clean - only one surface to wash.

Coming soon - Quantum Singularity waste disposal unit**

*Due to topological paradox effects, stand outside Universe when operating appliance.

** Vacancy for Quantum Singularity waste disposal unit testing technician. No previous experience necessary or indeed desireable.

8th of 7, Jul 31 2015


       What's it like for cleaning after use?
AusCan531, Jul 31 2015


       // What's it like for cleaning after use? //   

       Difficult. You have to clean the entire Universe.
8th of 7, Jul 31 2015

       continuous 2d surface... a squeegee should do it.
FlyingToaster, Jul 31 2015

       I find that if I stand in the 5th, 6th, and 7th dimensions, I keep out of danger.
RayfordSteele, Jul 31 2015

       Dear BorgCo.
Please find enclosed the Klein Bottle Blender, which I am returning. I would like to request a refund of the cost of the Blender (£17.99) and of the postage.

       Despite my best efforts, I find that everything is _outside_ the blender, rather than inside; for this reason, I have been unable to blend anything with it.   

       Ironically, the only time it lived up to its promise of containing everything in the known universe was when I had to pay the return postage, which amounted to £T1.63.
MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 08 2015

       Dimensional hopscotch with whizzy blades.
wjt, Aug 08 2015


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