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Large golden penis and balls.
Balls flattened on the end so that the whole will stand at an angle. Penis used as the stem/handle
To be used for those nuts the Luis Suarez nutcracker just can't handle.
Context:
(for making a few lucky changes mid-game Arjen Robben told journalists Louis van
Gaal has a golden dick. In dutch that means he is lucky. The german press thought it very strange to say such a thing. So they asked Louis van Gaal about his dick, he said his wife never mentioned it was golden)
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I wonder if a lucky Dutch lady also has a golden dick, or if one alters the anatomical phrase according to gender? A golden clitoris? Even if not in common parlance such a phrase might serve to send the German press scampering about. |
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Nope, nothing like that for women. |
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