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M Gonflable

il est tre's Francais,notre he'ros est tres Francais!
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Monsier Gonflable usures gonflables un beret noir et voyage une bicyclette bleue en forme d'un oignon et peut e^tre n'importe quoi il souhaite.

Monsier Gonflable peut e^tre un garde par-dessus le Londres en forme d'un gigantesque rose cochon qui vole qui flottant au-dessus de Battersea,un ballon d'air chaud par-dessus la France.

Monsier Gonflable peut aider des gens en gonflant s'a n'importe quelle forme ou a' la taille.

Notre he'ros gonflable fera sauter n'importe quelle forme,me^me Monsier Blobby ne peut pas concour'ir!

skinflaps, Jan 16 2003

Formidable http://www.halfbake..._20someone_20French
Proof for this one, methinks [PeterSilly, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]


       Bearing in mind I don't speak or read french well (if at all). I read this as eating onions and farting your way from London to France in a balloon? Cevou Play?
madness, Jan 16 2003

       Hmmm, I gues it was "ognion" that threw me and having potty humor on the brain. Anyway, what happens to all the air expelled when Monsier G reduces in size? Perhaps he can fart from London to Paris? If so how fast is he?
madness, Jan 16 2003

       There's a reason God put the French on the west coast, and the English should be thankful to have 'em there. Their hot air keeps the rest of Europe warm.
RayfordSteele, Jan 16 2003

       [IVnick8or] tre`s bon! [madness] il peut voyager comme jeuner comme il aime [Rayfordsteele] ha le ha ha.
skinflaps, Jan 16 2003

       Baked on the cover of Pink Floyd's "Animals" album.
snarfyguy, Jan 16 2003

       Pour confondre les poissons, bien sur.   

       Croissant pour les sentiments anti-Blobby.
egbert, Jan 17 2003

       As I have always said France would be a nice country, apart from the fact it’s full of French people.
talen, Jan 17 2003

       Merde alor.
waugsqueke, Jan 17 2003

       C'est L'homme Michelin.   

       Il est cuit.
8th of 7, Jan 17 2003

       <obligatory mistranslation> You find the Michelin man cute?<ob..>
egbert, Jan 17 2003

       Joe Gonflable
Y vent pas partout
Y marche pas au helium
Son ballon jaune
Connait toutes les rues par coeur
Tous les p'tits bars
Tous les pompes d'air
Et le ceil
Et ses etoiles qui brillent
Dans son aerostat
La musique a Joe
C'est la brrrrrrrrrrr
Le vieux gent est si gros
Joe Gonflable

       Can someone else finish it please?
kropotkin, Jan 17 2003

       Le Grand concour'ir !
skinflaps, Jan 18 2003

       <pedant> M. Gonflable </pedant>
my face your, Jan 19 2003

       Ich bien ein unt sheil-krotter!
talen, Jan 20 2003


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