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A great product is the Make-a-Face Mask for getting back at idiots in traffic, imbeciles at work and morons on TV (or the internet). Disgust and paralyze your antagonists with exaggerated sneers and inflated smirks.
The crystal clear, plastic rectangle with rounded corners and nose notch is hinged
to clamps that snugly fasten to the bottom edges of your spectacles or sunglasses. Flipped up, its almost invisible flipped down and youre free to bend your nose, flatten your cheeks, snarl your lips and swivel your tongue against its surface.
Included free are twenty dry wipes for easy after-scowl removal of lipstick, nose oil and raspberry spittle.
Got to agree with you there, Doc.
[FarmerJohn, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]
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||Weird that you would need such a device. My face works just fine all on its own when I want to register disgust.
||Genius. The link that is - the idea is quite good too. +
||whats wrong with the finger?
||idea is ok, but link is brilliant +