Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Make-a-Face Mask

flip down, grimace, flip up
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A great product is the Make-a-Face Mask for getting back at idiots in traffic, imbeciles at work and morons on TV (or the internet). Disgust and paralyze your antagonists with exaggerated sneers and inflated smirks.

The crystal clear, plastic rectangle with rounded corners and nose notch is hinged to clamps that snugly fasten to the bottom edges of your spectacles or sunglasses. Flipped up, it’s almost invisible – flipped down and you’re free to bend your nose, flatten your cheeks, snarl your lips and swivel your tongue against its surface.

Included free are twenty dry wipes for easy after-scowl removal of lipstick, nose oil and raspberry spittle.

FarmerJohn, Apr 06 2004

Got to agree with you there, Doc. http://moniplex.com...main.php?picture=40
[FarmerJohn, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]

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       Weird that you would need such a device. My face works just fine all on its own when I want to register disgust.
DrCurry, Apr 06 2004

       Genius. The link that is - the idea is quite good too. +
Jinbish, Apr 06 2004

       whats wrong with the finger?
Stork, Dec 16 2006

       idea is ok, but link is brilliant +
xenzag, Dec 17 2006


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