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Popular cooking shows are vastly entertaining but somehow incomplete.
By focusing solely on consumption they neglect a portion of time that is
nearly as comparable and remarkable.
This cooking show, therefore, focus specifically on the forming and
producing of the final result of the cooked dish.
fill a hall and prepare meals that may induce a variety of
textured results, including ingredients such as corn, peanuts, beets, curry or
tacos. The judges consume the dishes and then a day later are led to
specially constructed one off lavatories where the entire experience is
judged. Handcloths, lighting, ointments, music, water features, even
personal assistants (mechanical or human) can be employed to create the
The result (depending if broadcast in Germany or not) is displayed as
produced on a porcelain shelf, or simply reflected by the satisfaction in the
faces of the judges.
The competition goes over several months, as the contestants travel
through different featured cities and countries, and of course, boats.
This is a great family show to watch, because while not everyone can eat
Michelin star meals, everyone can give a shite.
I can barely contain my excrement!
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Aug 24 2019]
||//perfect experience// - the acoustics will be difficult, unless you completely
tile your 7.1 surround home theater.
||Ooh ooh! I've got your trophy. [link]
||Imagine the look on the winner's feces!
||And the occasional guest ostomate...
||I always wondered, after seeing a South Park episode, if the human
gut could be engineered,with the right fauna and minerals with
normal dietary requirements, to produce an exceptional fertilizer. A
gateau for a forest , if you will. Probably the diet is going to have to
be a lot wider and probably less rich, though.