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Matched pair of crystal balls 3D glasses

 
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Obviously it'd be better to have 3D so when your look into the future, then you can make out which person is actually lifting your wallet on the Tube.

By simply reversing the orientation of them, you can also examine the past in 3D.

Another flick of the orientation toggle turns them 90 degrees, so you can check on your contemporaries in parallel universes.

No one actually seems to know what you'd get to look at if you look at a CB (got bored of typing crystal nantoka the whole time) from a 90 degree to the horizontal.

Extremely difficult to get them to match, even 5 minutes out can cause headaches when looking beyond the veil man knows not wot of...

not_morrison_rm, Dec 07 2014

Now, this is true magic https://www.youtube...watch?v=DwDbd4jQpkA
..still have no idea how they did it...but easy to fake up video [not_morrison_rm, Dec 07 2014]

pair-a-ducks http://farm3.static...35_86c5baf42a_m.jpg
[not_morrison_rm, Dec 07 2014]

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       um...m'wha?   

       Does what is says on the..plain brown covering.   

       Fortuitously, by using the prototype pair I can send them out before people even think about ordering them.   

       I even bunned this a week before I thought of it.   

       See...there is the very bun, proof positive that it is working already.
not_morrison_rm, Dec 07 2014
  

       magic [-]
Voice, Dec 07 2014
  

       <hushed silence>Opens the sealed envelope....inside a MS   

       MS says "Three weeks from now, on the 6th of December, Voice will type "magic" and give one fishbone" </hs>   

       See, the glasses are working, and to the day as well.   

       Sorry I couldn't tell you before, but danger of paradox.
not_morrison_rm, Dec 07 2014
  

       Why would anyone need more than one dock?   

       For the 3d effect? Link
not_morrison_rm, Dec 07 2014
  
      
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