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Maternity Suit of Armor

Suits of armor for the pregnant
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For pregnant participants in medieval games.
mrthingy, Apr 27 2018


       This brings to mind a different invention. If you press on your abdomen more pee comes out, making one feel slightly "overpeed".   

       Could a computer controlled starp-around balloon pulse with contractions to more effectively deliver a baby. Somewhere between a hernia belt and a labor accelerator.
beanangel, Apr 28 2018

       hmmm would Mary have kept her armor immaculate?
To greave or not to greave, that is the question.

       [beany], it's probably just as well you never actually meet women.
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 29 2018

       ... or indeed any actual live humans.
8th of 7, Apr 29 2018


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