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noisy pajamas

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Noisy Pajamas are engineered to make as much noise as possible as the wearer moves about.

I am thinking they will have a layer of the same crinkly plastic material that the original sunchip snack bags were made from sandwiched between two layers of flannel or cotton.

These pajamas could be used for several reasons. They cold be worn by an individual who wants to make it difficult for others to fall asleep. They could be used to heighten the excitement at a slumber party. These pajamas could be used by an individual to stay awake as long as possible.

vfrackis, Jun 20 2013

static wool/nylon mini-devastation http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4252692.stm
[not_morrison_rm, Jun 20 2013]


       'I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.' part of a routine by Groucho Marx.   

       Noisy PJs might be dangerous to the health of the wearer. Loud PJs of any sort make an easier shot.
popbottle, Jun 20 2013

       Brown paper?
not_morrison_rm, Jun 20 2013

       Or wool pyjamas with nylon outer, then you'd get some kind of Tesla organ effect. See linky.
not_morrison_rm, Jun 20 2013

       "Ah hear the Sheriff finally caught the Brown Paper Cowboy"   

       "Uh huh? What'd they charge him with?"   

MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 20 2013

       <sound of trumpet going wa-wa-waaah>
not_morrison_rm, Jun 20 2013

       Stop it - I can't hear the tumbleweed.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 20 2013

       Kids'll love them! Add squeaky soles to the feet of those full suit pajamas.
pashute, Jun 21 2013

       Good for meditation/biofeedback relaxation, would probably be able to hear your heart beat.
JesusHChrist, Jun 21 2013

       Good for keeping track of sleepwalkers [+]
Grogster, Jun 22 2013

       I can see the prison break at night. Prisoner governor gets on the the phone to Master Po, who tracks down all the escapees in their hideously noisy brown-paper uniforms.
not_morrison_rm, Jun 22 2013


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