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There are many men in our society who are simply unable to lose their hair naturally, like the rest of us sexy baldies.
Shaving the noggin daily is a chore - and it's nearly impossible to get that pattern-baldness look you really want with a razor.
Thakfully, for you full-hair-heads, there is a
medical solution. Using a daily regimen of Vitamin A overdose, anti-depressants and other medications specifically designed to maximize hair loss, the shiny chrome dome you've been envying on that bald-headed chick-magnet in the cubicle next to you can be yours.
||s'funny, I like bald or Russell Brand and nothing much in between...
||thakfully - almost thanks awfuk!
||Even as a red blooded full headed man I cant help but find myself drawn to my own gleaming pink reflection in the heads of those more unfollically blessed. [+]