Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Perfect Parter

Do your hair exactly the same every day
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This rig consists of a halo-style ring that rests comfortably upon your head (neoprene covering over adjustable rubber pads), with an armature that holds a comb.

Simply place the device upon your head and turn the armature control crank. This lowers the comb into place.

Once you have reached the correct altitude (zero inches above the scalp, shirley), grasp the lateral motion slide and move the comb left to right.

Congratulations, Mindless Office Drone 472X-272. You have now begun to part your hair along the exact same line as yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that.

Best suited for Mindless Office Drones and others who demand to maintain a set level of dapperness.

Coming soon: Dapperness measurement device.

shapu, Jun 20 2007


       I need this. [+]
imaginality, Jun 20 2007

       I need Rogaine...then this.   

       get a pick - or a weave.
abhorsen1983, Jun 21 2007

       + perfectly halfbaked
xandram, Jun 21 2007

squeak, Jun 21 2007

       For what it's worth, neither a pick nor a weave satisfies the need to have your hair look identical from one day to the next.   

       Well, I suppose a weave does, but I have rather short hair. I think people would notice if I got one.
shapu, Jun 22 2007


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