Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Cream that can be rubbed into body hair to create individual hair extensiins
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I am cold all the time. I am constantly putting on layers because I have goose bumps all over my body, and then getting into an aggravating social situation and sweating under my clothes and then blowing up because I am so hot I can't stand it and throwing off all my clothes.

Solution 1: move to Queensland, produce a gigantic music fest called Share! featuting Cher and all the other hot chicks in the world, and me, and use the creation of the inland Austrailian Sea and the implementation of human flapping flight to organize a swirling, flying, fornication-driven, global temperature regulation system in the atmosphere above Austrailia.

Solution2: Microweave(TM) (C) (Patent Pending). Micro sized spiraled velcro like extentions weave together to attach themselves to individual body hairs to produce fur trapping more body heat in and allowing the skin to regulate temperature in a more natural way than clothes allow.

Fuck clothes anyway, you know what I mean?

JesusHChrist, Nov 28 2016


       I think the word "microweave" sometimes appears in the description of certain paper products, referring to the fibers used in making that product.
Vernon, Nov 28 2016

       //I am so hot I can't stand it and throwing off all my clothes.   

       Not a likely occurrence in the English summer, or spring, or autumn either, thinking about it...
not_morrison_rm, Nov 28 2016


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