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Merry Distance Crackers

 Arm lengths explosion of crap toys
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Two metre long Christmas crackers packed with joy.
—skinflaps, Dec 25 2020

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       Public health guidelines.
—skinflaps, Dec 25 2020
   

       BUN! Facemask attachements on the paper crowns? Plastic thimble gifts (for pressing public buttons like bells on buses, pellican crossings)?
—Dub, Dec 25 2020
   

       Could have a standard cracker and special long tongs.
—pocmloc, Dec 25 2020
   

       Could just use regular crackers, for all the difference it will make ...
—8th of 7, Dec 25 2020
   

       But tongs are good. Any excuse to use tongs should not be passed up. Long tongs are better than short tongs.   

       And prongs. Prongs are good too.
—pocmloc, Dec 25 2020
   

       <Goons>   

       "Ying tong iddle-i po !"   

       </Goons>
—8th of 7, Dec 25 2020
   


 

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