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Denmark has recently enacted legislation allowing the confiscation of assets of asylum seekers.

Which ignores the biggest asset; the actual asylum seeker.

Make it a requirement of asylum that the applicant signs up to donate any bits of themselves they can do without (bone marrow, stem cells, kidneys, portions of liver) in order to be considered.

This helps directly existing citizens with serious medical conditions and is a huge non-financial contribution to the community.

That is all.

8th of 7, Jan 27 2016

Helmuth Johann Ludwig von Moltke https://en.wikipedi..._Moltke_the_Younger
Don't mention the War ... [8th of 7, Jan 27 2016]


       //bits of themselves they can do without (bone marrow, stem cells, kidneys, portions of liver)//   

       "Welcome to Denmark. How are you at hopping?"
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 27 2016

       Something's rotten in Denmark.
theircompetitor, Jan 27 2016

       You will be assimilated... bit by bit.   

       Resistance is futile.
whatrock, Jan 27 2016

       To quote Mike Tyson, everybody has a plan until they get hit in the face. Well, it appears the EU had a plan.
theircompetitor, Jan 27 2016

       A gentler form of this idea would be to offer preference to those migrants who don't opt-out of organ donation.
the porpoise, Jan 27 2016

       Sounds like Mike Tyson has been reading up on van Moltke by the sounds of it. Didn't know he was a WW1 buff.
bs0u0155, Jan 27 2016

       // van Moltke //   

       Sp. "von Moltke" (van Moltke would be Dutch or Flemish).   

       The British Royal Family can get awfully shirty if you spell their relatives' names wrongly ...   

8th of 7, Jan 27 2016

       //Resistance is futile//   

       Only at sufficiently high voltages.
Voice, Jan 27 2016

       Someone recently pointed out to me that fact that all these immigrants are (a) too lazy to work and (b) stealing our jobs.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 30 2016

       If they'd only move to where the jobs are.
RayfordSteele, Jan 30 2016


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