Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Million Dollar Smile for $29.95

Grin and bare lockjaw choppers
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These plastic upper and lower teeth façades are easy to mount in front of your own teeth. They look realistic, but have teeth double the normal size and when retracted cover your teeth and gums. To use just press the button with the tip of the tongue when the teeth are together, to lock the faux fangs to each other.

Then when you open your lips and drop your jaw in a big grin, a dazzling white, continuous smile of tall, wide teeth shines from your face. Press the button again to let the springs retract the whopper dentures when you want to talk, eat or French kiss.

FarmerJohn, Jun 01 2004

Like these? http://content.clea...cemi-VinceBucci.jpg
[ldischler, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]


       Needless to say, when french kissing a girl with these in, be very, very careful...
yamahito, Jun 01 2004

       Make people think you really know how to speak Klingon.
sartep, Jun 01 2004


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