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Mock-Tudor polar bears

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Having fooled around on the polar bear house heating idea....

I wondered if it's possible to reverse the effect, as it were. Especially as we are currently removing their environment and being dressed all in white against a no-longer white background would be a damper on food hunting.

Mock-tudor polar bears would be best, as the seals would never expect to be attacked by something with leaded glass and a lot of chimneys. I mean, when was the last time you looked over your shoulder and thought "I'm sure that maisonette was further away last time"?

In this way, otherwise unemployed architects were employed and the polar bears get to survive and get awards for architecture, which they ate, along with awarding panel.


Incidentally, there isn't a single "Public: Ecology: Fauna:polar bear architecture" entry on the Categories list, as small but niggling oversight.

not_morrison_rm, Dec 28 2013

fromme.. Polar_20bear_20heating
[not_morrison_rm, Dec 28 2013]

Frreeeeeeeedom!!! http://www.npr.org/...ancestry-to-ireland
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Dec 28 2013]


       How do you know this isn't baked?
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 28 2013

       Irish? ...of course they're Irish, ach! [link]   

       //How do you know this isn't baked?   

       Just a wild guess.   

       (one day later realises the pun on Baked Alaska)
not_morrison_rm, Dec 29 2013

       //Maybe if they just put on a dress, wig and lipstick.   

       I SUSP..sorry, had the caps lock still on...I suspect that rule 34 applies and there is already a sexy bear website...   

       If there is, please don't tell me about it, I don't want to know.
not_morrison_rm, Dec 29 2013


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