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Money Bins
People will use public trash bins if money might come out | |
The new downtown trash bins are set to dispense a $5 bill when the trash inside reaches a randomly selected weight.
After each emptying by city employees, the dispensing weight is automatically reset.
One persons trash is another persons Ebay
http://www.ebay.com...hash=item5d4e81bad8
[normzone, Aug 04 2014]
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A hobo places one foot in the bin, gradually transfers weight to that foot until cash appears, then repeats with next bin. |
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Or, if the opening of the bin won't let in a leg, someone turns up with a rigid stick of some sort that can be lent on with the same effect. |
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Or they'll collect rocks and throw them in until the $ comes out. My god, this is a lousy idea. |
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Dispense coupons good for one item at the downtown "Look what We Found in the Trash" STORE. |
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Yesterday I set out a Full size Rooster doll with plastic feet by the dumpster. The filthy dirty thing was gone in an hour. |
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A bag of aluminum cans can be found in many a dumpster. |
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