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What to do with your children at cocktail parties?
The nibbly hat is somewhat like a modified sombrero, to fit children - this could also work with midgets if handy. Chips, biscuits, olives, cheese, dip etc is placed around the top of the hat and the child (aged 8-10 depending on required height) simply wanders about the party stopping here and there
A waistband/harness type of apparatus could fit around their waist to trail a small cart filled with drinks.
A simplified adaptation could be the Adolescent Ash-Hat so as when your cigarette needs to be put out, an ashtray is only a click of the fingers away.
Scroll down a bit for a photo. [PotatoStew, Mar 06 2001]
Nacho hat (.wav)
Homer Simpson exults in his nacho hat; though this hat is meant to be eaten by its wearer. [Uncle Nutsy, Mar 06 2001]
[benfrost, Oct 25 2005]
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||"Mmmm ... delicious cheese. Full bodied, young but not impertinent, with just a touch of Fedora on the palate."
||This idea actually brings back some rather disturbing memories of one of my mother's tupperware parties... ::shudder::
||Stupid question: where do i get one... how do i make one?
||LOL! And I thought *I* was cruel to my kids...
||How did I ever miss this? Add a gyroscopically stabilised hat platform to set drinks on, and I'll take... er... hmm.