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Nonnein Board

Contact the never-lived.
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It's a slab of wood, with letters engraved on it. Moving the provided wooden pointer according to subconcious ghost- provoked impulse will point to letters, forming a message.

Unlike the Ouija Board, this device will contact only the ghosts of those who were never born; useful for chatting up Emperor Norton II or Alan Turing's daughter. However, the letters are unfortunately all in the Voynich Manuscript language, and therefore all messages are indecipherable.

Hive_Mind, Jun 12 2012


       Qsû{œl uÇåblï   

Alterother, Jun 12 2012

       Turing was one of the brightest minds of the 20th century and one of Apple's early victims, wasn't he?
UnaBubba, Jun 12 2012

       //one of Apple's early victims,   

       That is so dreadful...
not_morrison_rm, Jun 12 2012

       Not enough cog steps, surely.
wjt, Jun 12 2012

       I doubt this would actually operate as stated. [-]
sqeaketh the wheel, Jun 12 2012

       But a ouija board would, [squeak]?
UnaBubba, Jun 12 2012

       Now I'm wondering if nonnein boards are used at deboutances.
Phrontistery, Jun 14 2012


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