Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Nuevo Centralia, skinny new country

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Well, assuming there is going to a be a gap in between the US border wall, and the Mexican wall, by dint of having at least 1m gap, a new country is born.

Some say 4m wide is fine, but still tricky to do a 3 point turn in Cadillac, so maybe just stick to tricycles.

Could start a new transport system with one wheel on top of the US side and one on the Mexican, and something similar a bit lower down so you could go the other way.

"Walls, walls, walls that's all you ever talk about"...I know, but the case for a wall is borderline...

It's the way I tell 'em...

not_morrison_rm, Feb 03 2017

Centralia mine fire https://en.wikipedi...Centralia_mine_fire
...I have to do everything around here.. [not_morrison_rm, Feb 03 2017]


       Centrailia exists (just about), and is - quite literally - Baked ...   

8th of 7, Feb 03 2017

       Why does there have to be a gap? Just start the Mexican wall a foot off the ground and attach that wall to the American one.
po, Feb 03 2017


       What link? Too many of the old wine gums or something...   

       Are you happy now? Ok, tell me there's 'Nova Centralia' anywhere else.   


       "Centralia" is the hot place, as far a I can tell, "Centrailia" only exists as a typo...but I could be wrong..
not_morrison_rm, Feb 03 2017

       We agree. You could be very wrong.   

       // What link? //   

       The one you posted moments before we were going to.   

       // Centrailia //   

       Not a typo per se, more the result of an over-enthusiastic autocorrect algorithm.
8th of 7, Feb 03 2017

       Ah, that Ferengi predictive spelling app...I tole 'im I did..   

       While we aren't on the subject, presumably the Vulcans have no need of emoji icons? Must save on the thumbs a lot.   

       But anyway, back to Nuevo Centralia, a source of a unique wine, which grows on fruiting wire strung between two giraffes (being very skinny), which simultaneously provides a refugia from poachers and dung.   

       The elephant population is based in the majestic, wide open spaces of the bit which is 5 metres across . Please do not stampede the elephants, it's a complete bugger to get them to walk backwards to the linear savannah.
not_morrison_rm, Feb 03 2017


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