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Nuevo Centralia, skinny new country

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Well, assuming there is going to a be a gap in between the US border wall, and the Mexican wall, by dint of having at least 1m gap, a new country is born.

Some say 4m wide is fine, but still tricky to do a 3 point turn in Cadillac, so maybe just stick to tricycles.

Could start a new transport system with one wheel on top of the US side and one on the Mexican, and something similar a bit lower down so you could go the other way.

"Walls, walls, walls that's all you ever talk about"...I know, but the case for a wall is borderline...

It's the way I tell 'em...

not_morrison_rm, Feb 03 2017

Centralia mine fire https://en.wikipedi...Centralia_mine_fire
...I have to do everything around here.. [not_morrison_rm, Feb 03 2017]

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       Centrailia exists (just about), and is - quite literally - Baked ...   

       <link>
8th of 7, Feb 03 2017
  

       Why does there have to be a gap? Just start the Mexican wall a foot off the ground and attach that wall to the American one.
po, Feb 03 2017
  

       //<link>   

       What link? Too many of the old wine gums or something...   

       Are you happy now? Ok, tell me there's 'Nova Centralia' anywhere else.   

       //Centrailia   

       "Centralia" is the hot place, as far a I can tell, "Centrailia" only exists as a typo...but I could be wrong..
not_morrison_rm, Feb 03 2017
  

       We agree. You could be very wrong.   

       // What link? //   

       The one you posted moments before we were going to.   

       // Centrailia //   

       Not a typo per se, more the result of an over-enthusiastic autocorrect algorithm.
8th of 7, Feb 03 2017
  

       Ah, that Ferengi predictive spelling app...I tole 'im I did..   

       While we aren't on the subject, presumably the Vulcans have no need of emoji icons? Must save on the thumbs a lot.   

       But anyway, back to Nuevo Centralia, a source of a unique wine, which grows on fruiting wire strung between two giraffes (being very skinny), which simultaneously provides a refugia from poachers and dung.   

       The elephant population is based in the majestic, wide open spaces of the bit which is 5 metres across . Please do not stampede the elephants, it's a complete bugger to get them to walk backwards to the linear savannah.
not_morrison_rm, Feb 03 2017
  
      
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