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Olympic Stone

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A simplified version of "Stone, paper, scissors" where the only option is "Stone".

All contests are extremely predictable and end in a draw.

More interesting than all other Olympic events with the exception of Synchronised Coracle Archery and Flenting.

The same interest level as Cricket.

Still considerably more interesting than Baseball, which is excluded from the Olympics as it is not actually a 'sport' but more an introductory technique for those who wish to practice being dead.

8th of 7, Jul 16 2012


       //Flenting// Really? I must tell the Marketing Department - it will make her day.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 16 2012

       Public flenting was made illegal in the mid 1800's and, (for politicoeconomic reasons), Belgium banned even the private flenting booths that had sprung up.
FlyingToaster, Jul 16 2012

       //More interesting than all other Olympic events//   

       Oh, I wouldn't say that. For instance, there's… uhm… well…   


       //Still considerably more interesting than Baseball.//   

       Okay, I'm gonna have to take exception to this statement. It's just not fair using tautologies to promote your idea.
ytk, Jul 16 2012

       We would never do that, it would be cruel … we like watching them wander around in the sunshine, munching lettuice leaves, with their bright eyes and funny little wrinkly, scaly faces… the big ones can live hundreds of years, you know.   

       Or is that turtles?
8th of 7, Jul 16 2012

       Archery relay.
tatterdemalion, Jul 16 2012

       No teams made it through the qualifying rounds …
8th of 7, Jul 16 2012

       //I must tell the Marketing Department - it will make her day.//   

       Wait—I thought the entire thing was just one big marketing department?
ytk, Jul 16 2012

       It's a very efficient organisation. She multitasks.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 16 2012

       Are you suggesting [MB]'s wife is a //big marketing department//?   

       Them's fightin' words, boy.
UnaBubba, Jul 17 2012


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