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Overwire Astro Bra

Gravity's little enforcer.
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Having those things floating around while performing delicate astronaut work must be such a pain... so I bring you the *overwire* bra! This bra is designed with extra support on top, and almost no support underneath. Keeping things where gravity intended, when gravity isn't around.
21 Quest, Jan 15 2010

Gone will be moments like this ... http://www.funnyord...ommercial-from-nino
[MikeD, Jan 17 2010]

Kinda Baked, I thought http://www.meefers....lla-poster-orig.jpg
[DrCurry, Jan 19 2010]

The Pencil Test http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pencil_test
The third bullet point is the applicable definition. [Klaatu, Jan 19 2010]


       [+] good one: I doubt a "sports bra", the other alternative, is optimum for zero-g: unnecessary compression.
FlyingToaster, Jan 15 2010

       if I don't ever wear underwire, I sure aint gonna be overwired. even in space.
po, Jan 15 2010

       just something to keep the girls from popping out and wandering off on their own.
FlyingToaster, Jan 15 2010

       There are some great videos that unfortunately I probably should not link to.
normzone, Jan 15 2010

       We should all avoid such videos. You'd best post the link so we know what to avoid.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 15 2010

       Brilliant, sheer brilliance. Damn I wish I would have thought of this. Damn.
blissmiss, Jan 15 2010

       One problem or two ? Are we talking "costume malfunction" here ?
8th of 7, Jan 15 2010

       I really can't remember with any certainty how I thought of this, either. I think I was daydreaming about the girl who took my order at Arby's, then put myself in her shoes for a brief moment.
21 Quest, Jan 15 2010

po, Jan 15 2010

       Damn, those roast beef sandwiches are good ...
8th of 7, Jan 15 2010

       Well... the shoes came a little later....
21 Quest, Jan 15 2010

       I think that after shooting wild for a period, [21Q] has just hit the halfbakery bullseye!

wagster, Jan 15 2010

       [po]//shoes?// So much funny in only 6 characters.
mouseposture, Jan 15 2010

       Wow [21_Quest]. You send me (to google images 'weightless breasts' (later)). I wonder if weightless floppy privates are intriguiing for both sexes? I wouldn't know, being only of one.

       p.s. Quest is my favowit toofpaste too! (he taunted). But sincerly, folks: Thanks for the mental imagery. Traces of Barbarella. I'll sleep well. You can have the buns [+]
Mustardface, Jan 15 2010

       Request for illustration.
ye_river_xiv, Jan 16 2010

       Hm... any artists in the room? My ideas are always open to tasteful illustration, if some intrepid Baker would care to volunteer.
21 Quest, Jan 16 2010

       No gyroscopes?
hippo, Jan 17 2010

       //just something to keep the girls from popping out and wandering off on their own//

       I bun this idea on the merits of the idea alone.

       The effect, however, (or, more precisely; lack thereof), leaves me both appalled and disgusted with you [21]
MikeD, Jan 17 2010

       Yes, I admit I a am a little ashamed of myself. But then, I'm not an astronaut and therefore remain blissfully unaffected.
21 Quest, Jan 17 2010

       Astronauts are not the only malficiaries. <link>
MikeD, Jan 17 2010

       Why would anyone in normal G wear this? Anyway, worry not, mon frer! I will make them prohibitively expensive to anyone other than astronauts.
21 Quest, Jan 17 2010

       But they should be custom-built... come to think of it you'd probably want another design for heavy acceleration, ie: lift-off or re-entry.
FlyingToaster, Jan 18 2010

       [+]The visual implications give me an idea for 'Zero G' nudity movies.
Jscotty, Jan 18 2010

       I'm just wondering... why the bones?
21 Quest, Jan 18 2010

       Well, it is a bit of a turn-on.   

       *smacks forehead*
21 Quest, Jan 18 2010

blissmiss, Jan 18 2010

       I walked right into that!
21 Quest, Jan 18 2010

       //The visual implications give me an idea for 'Zero G' nudity movies//

       Bun awaiting.
MikeD, Jan 19 2010

       What about for the men? Flappity flap! I can't hear houston!
daseva, Jan 19 2010

       For those women who can pass the "pencil test" [link], this would seem to be superfluous.
Klaatu, Jan 19 2010

       //I'm just wondering... why the bones?// maybe those people are still reeling from my MFD'd idea about a new magazine featuring upside down breasts from women doing handstands or hanging over the edge of the bed.
Jscotty, Jan 19 2010

       Somehow I missed that post.
21 Quest, Jan 20 2010


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