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Nice Rack!

Pairs of synthetic, realistically shaped boobs, in order of size, nailed to a plank and mounted on the wall in lingerie shops
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I want to buy my girlfriend some lingerie but don't know what cup size she is. Sure, I could ask her, but then she'd have an inkling of my surprise present.

This must happen to chaps all the time, non?

If there was a line of boobs on the wall, I could quite easily judge which is the correct size. Also, an assortment of different mannequins might be useful to figure out any other measurements I might need to know.

Girlfriends sold separately.

theleopard, Dec 07 2011

he can't tell for sure http://imgs.sfgate....9/30/ba_roselyn.jpg
[xandram, Dec 07 2011]


       [+] but what happens when the wimmen want equal treatment ?
FlyingToaster, Dec 07 2011

       Boyfriends sold separately?
theleopard, Dec 07 2011

       //If there was a line of boobs on the wall, I could quite easily judge which is the correct size// - if you were only able to accurately estimate size by touch, you might look a bit pervy.
hippo, Dec 07 2011

       //you might look a bit pervy //   

       In a lingerie shop [hippo]?
theleopard, Dec 07 2011

       Hmmm - it might depend how realistic the line of boobs was. There's plenty of sitcom potential in this idea, which is good. E.g. imagine buxom sales assistant waiting at the end of this line of boobs while a shortsighted man makes his way down the line of fake boobs, feeling each pair in turn...
hippo, Dec 07 2011

       Ha ha, I'm thinking Frank Drebin...
theleopard, Dec 07 2011

hippo, Dec 07 2011

       I'm thinking Father Ted.
DrBob, Dec 07 2011

       [DrBob] standing at on end of the Mammary scale, saying, "These boobs are big, those boobs are far away..."
theleopard, Dec 07 2011

       Just borrow her favourite for the duration.
zeno, Dec 07 2011

simonj, Dec 07 2011

       "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddly-dee..."
Alterother, Dec 07 2011

       These would make great stocking stuffers! And why not make some of them into other products, like oven mitts or ear muffs? I proudly bun! [+]
Grogster, Dec 08 2011

       I'm thinking Basil Fawlty.
po, Dec 08 2011

       This "shop" would probably have to be Grace Bros.
hippo, Dec 08 2011

       Turn this idea into a climbing wall and forget about ever needing a girlfriend.
rcarty, Dec 08 2011

       [rcarty] that deserves it's own idea
simonj, Dec 09 2011

       I can imagine the use of prostheitic breasts as climbing handholds - using them as footholds doesn't seem right somehow...
hippo, Dec 09 2011

       How can something that feels so right seem so wrong?
rcarty, Dec 09 2011

       Tit Rack: an "alternative" branch of UK highstreet store Tie Rack, opening in deepest, darkest Soho.
theleopard, Dec 14 2011

       // using them as footholds doesn't seem right somehow... //   

       It might to those with a very specific fetish.
Alterother, Dec 14 2011

       //climbing wall//   

       <announcement> ...and now the artist will demonsrate how to climb the wall using nothing but suction...
Ling, Dec 15 2011

       hand ball, squash ball, racquet ball, tennis ball, baseball, bocce ball, soft ball, Large grapefruit, small melon ...
nomocrow, Dec 17 2011


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