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Pacifier Dildo

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Put together the two plastic things that people suck in their mouths, and voila. Don't get me wrong: I'm not trying to miseducate babies, but rather hoping to bring out the inner child in kinky ladies.
net_addict, Feb 18 2002

(???) Hoser http://www.sextoysd...os/Erotic_Dildo.htm
Go down to the 6th illustration [thumbwax, Feb 18 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]

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Helium, Feb 18 2002

       Q: Why do dogs lick their balls?
A: Because they can.
angel, Feb 18 2002

       [thumbwax]: I assume that by "go down" you mean "scroll down"?
angel, Feb 18 2002

       er, that 6th illustration... is there any need for that, how shall I put this, 'extent'? I don't want to start an argument here but isn't about (??) 4" of that entirely superfluous?
sappho, Feb 18 2002

       This made me think of some sort of sexual tazer. Which then made me smile and wince (empathetically) at the same time.
mcscotland, Feb 18 2002

       girls only suck on dildos in porn movie, not in real life. and if they do, you wont need this "miseducation" to go down on you =)
i-Mer, Feb 19 2002

       You blew it...I was waiting to see how long it'd take him to figure that out himself...
StarChaser, Feb 19 2002

       Odd, "pacifier" doesn't have the same meaning here in the UK. I visualised this as a heroic comic-book dildo, bringing peace to the world's troubled areas, fighting evil, etc.
hippo, Feb 19 2002

       heh...i don't belive in war, i'm a pacifier!
mihali, Feb 19 2002

       Revived! Who is Colleen? Anyway, why do females want to suck dicks anyway? A dildo pacifier is weird, try a dildo tampon.
ChernoLeviathan, May 14 2003

       I leave you people alone for two weeks and this is what happens. Dildos everywhere. Go to your room.
sambwiches, May 14 2003

       I was wondering when you were going to show up and restore order to this place. You've got a lot of work to do, [samb], and you're way behind!
snarfyguy, May 15 2003

       Hah! Just got an e-mail from Jutta telling me I'd inserted a superfluous apostrophe in 'dildos'. That's why I love this place. You're all completely insane. Yay for the crazies.
sambwiches, May 15 2003

       Yay! (for the crazies - bone for the idea)
Worldgineer, May 15 2003

       ... who begat net_addict. And net_addict begat Simon, and Steve, and Brian, and David, and Cecil, ...
4whom, Nov 27 2007

       Practice makes perfect, but there should be a suggested age limit on this type of thing.... namely, 18!
quantum_flux, Nov 27 2007

       Or 21. This is in my favourites for some reason. Besides, This is probably baked, thanks to the thousands of AB/DL's (don't ask how I remember that.) Of course, a strap-on works too. Or a gag...I've said too much.
Shadow Phoenix, Nov 27 2007


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