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Using modern voice recognition technology I believe this
would be a fairly easy game to create as a cellphone
The players attempt to properly pronounce a series of
increasingly long words, starting with fairly easy words
such as "prognostication" and "acclimatization," and
with each round. The word is shown in its written
form and the person has a very short amount of time to
pronounce it perfectly. They then pass the phone to the
The words would not just increase in amount of letters
in difficulty to pronounce. "Characteristically" for
has the same amount of letters as "cerebrohepatorenal"
but one is obviously a tongue twister while the other is
so they'd be distributed by their difficulty.
The person who can pronounce the most words correctly
wins, which will be a great consolation prize to feel good
while sitting home without a date on a Saturday night.
||I pronounce you the winner.
||Are you drunk again Ian? You get feisty when you're
||I dont actually, I get docile, stop caring about making
people think correctly, and fall asleep.
||Hmm. Telling somebody to fall asleep isn't creepy
||Does thinking correctly include using correct
||Ok, weird joke. Not sure if that worked.
||Punctuation is an illusion it is more a fashion than a fact.
||I'll tell you what's an illusion, things like PH making an F
sound, and silent letters.
||We need a revolution to get rid of all that stuff.