Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Pants Glove

A glove placed about where one inserts hand into pants.
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There's something extraordinarily comfortable about lounging with one's hand down the front of one's pants in the manner of a popular past television character. A Pants Glove can be sewn into the inside front of pants to accomodate a hand that has been placed there. This may be a preferred option for those who want to experience extreme liesure without inadvertantly contacting penis and testicles.
rcarty, Jan 10 2014


       No but that's an excellent idea. Why not give someone the option to look inside your pants if they desire? Can I post that idea?
rcarty, Jan 11 2014

JesusHChrist, Jan 11 2014

       Idea will magically appear shortly.
rcarty, Jan 11 2014

       pocket mittens idea would grab more buns.
swimswim, Jan 11 2014

       Thanks jesus you're a saviour. And yes mittens are an order of magnitude or something above gloves.
rcarty, Jan 11 2014

       I'm sure the Victorians would have gone for this, but with boxing gloves...
not_morrison_rm, Jan 12 2014

       If the glove is sewn into the pants, wouldn't they be more appropriately labeled 'Glove Pants'?
Alterother, Jan 12 2014

       Yes, very likely so, but that's not how it turned out. Imagine the title in scrolling marquee, pants glove pants glove...and start reading wherever it pleases you.
rcarty, Jan 12 2014

       Okay, I'll try it.   

       Hey, that's quite pleasing.
Alterother, Jan 13 2014

       Now try it while simulating the use of pants glove.
rcarty, Jan 13 2014


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