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Who knows what these would look like? Very large cardboard pine trees hanging on strings sold in a variety of tranquil scents:
- new parkade scent
- CO2 scented
Dangle them from the inevitable ceiling sprinkler system in an effort to mask the stench of aging urine,
stale air and assorted decomposing detritus.
||What about putting "freshness" additives in the concrete
that they use to build the things?
||Freshness additives would be used up after a while, and you don't want to have to demolish & rebuild your parking garage when you could just hang a new giant pine tree thing in it.
||I like this idea, although it would not be popular with people who are allergic to common "freshener" scents.
||They could just hose the damned places down a bit more often. I'd prefer the smell of good honest disinfectant to any artificial limonene which is only there to make you *think* it's been cleaned.