Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Partial Recall

Not a sequel you want to see.
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A remake of Total Recall starring a very old Alzheimer's-affected Arnold Schwarzenegger, who has to keep frequently breaking off from all the murder and mayhem and gratuitous destruction to adjust his colostomy bag, take his tablets, look for his keys, ask if he's had his tea yet, stare at other characters and then declaim, "You're not my son ...", and enquire about his friend President Reagan.
8th of 7, Jul 19 2015


       I thought I had seen this one before somewhere?
pocmloc, Jul 19 2015

       Maybe. Was it something about a holiday somewhere ... ?
8th of 7, Jul 19 2015

       Was what about?
pocmloc, Jul 19 2015

       Lemon curry.
8th of 7, Jul 19 2015

       I need you clothes, your boots and your mobility scooter.
MaxwellBuchanan, Jul 19 2015

       ^ [marked-for-errrr....marked for ....well, just marked]
8th of 7, Jul 19 2015

       [MaxwellBuchanan], you forgot sunglasses.
"Dees are da wrong prescription. Do you have a -4.0?"
neutrinos_shadow, Jul 19 2015

       "Hey, just what you see, pal ! "
8th of 7, Jul 19 2015

       ^^^ Double marked.
AusCan531, Jul 20 2015


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