h a l f b a k e r y"It would work, if you can find alternatives to each of the steps involved in this process."
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Attach two piglets - one to the underside of each of your feet via velcro straps and glide down the street as they run for dear life. A slender flexible rod, stick, or twig can be used for whipping them into motion and a long gold chain attached to rings about their snouts can act as bridles as you
canter and pull up to the ticket counter at your local cinema/dentist/army recruitment center etc.
Baked. Solo style.
http://www.strangec...nt/item/113747.html
Looks like fine. [nth, Feb 23 2006]
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<fx: "Duelling Banjos" music from Deliverance> |
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Yes! With these you could really travel in STYle... |
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I'm already feeling a bit sorry for the little piggies! How would you stop them squealing through the film/examination/war? Make bacon sandwiches? |
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Until I pop along, and create a dividing trail of apples :) |
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Your way sounds much more fun though [Benfrost]. |
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[-] piglets are too small to carry human weight. |
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