Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Petah Pit

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A pit at the office where everyone with accents from Boston and New Jersey named Peter are sent immediately upon identification so no one has to hear them talk.

Think of it like Milton's basement office.

21 Quest, Nov 14 2018

Here? https://pitapitusa.com/
[RayfordSteele, Nov 20 2018]


       Could room be made at the bottom of the pit for scousers ?   

       Carbon units originating in Noo Joysey often find employment in the food industry, where they can use their accents to grate cheese.
8th of 7, Nov 15 2018

       [21q], you do know thad, in some typefaces, "t" and "d" are actually disdinct ledders?
MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 15 2018

       Is there a pendulum associated with this pit? Should there be?
whatrock, Nov 15 2018

       Yes, there should.   

       Although a huge weight dropped from a great height so as to squash the occupants into humanberry jam would be just as acceptable.
8th of 7, Nov 15 2018

       Emphatic yes to both preceding comments.
21 Quest, Nov 15 2018


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