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Telephone integrated with clothes iron so you won't miss an important call such as a job interview, etc.
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(Joe picks up the phone and presses it to his ear) |
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Tsssssssss! "AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!" "Who is it?" |
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This solution is obsolete with the advent of the "cordless telephone" in 196X. |
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Of course there were cordless irons by the early fifties. |
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I think the victorians had 'em come to think of it |
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Really [Ian]? (goes away thinking about sonic ironing with a really huge sound system and some clever software) |
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Why did helen keller burn her face? |
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She picked up the clothing iron. |
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How else did she burn her face? |
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Bobbing for french fries. |
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