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wear a mask but still win approval from the fashion police
Every proper hipster owns a black polo-neck jumper.
that we have covid, an opportunity presents itself to
introduce another variant of this ubiquitous garment.
As its name suggests, Polo-neck FFP3 has a new built in
feature: it doubles up as a high spec virus filter mask.
that if the fashion savvy hipster is caught out
with no covid mask, all he/she needs do is to roll up the
polo-neck until it covers their nose and mouth. Its close
fitting neck extension will then double up as a totally
effective anti virus mask. The material around this area
the garment is of course fully compliant with FFP3
Poloneck FFP3 comes in all sizes and colours.
Deluxe version has extra rings of colour that only
visible when the extended neck is fully unrolled to cover
mouth and nose area.
||Good try, but neither example is a stylish hipster
polo-neck with a built in Covid FFP3 mask.
||Now you're getting desperate and I'm still not
seeing a polo-neck with a built in FFP3 mask.
||FFP3 approved fabric of course, same as that used
in 3M masks, since the originality of the whole idea
derives from that, as you have so thoroughly
||feels Dr Seuss. <tries to imagine some neck luxury
covid conflabory rhythm />