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||I think, due to the joy of receiving your package (the UPS
driver has quite a bit in common with an elf that delivers
presents in December), their trucks should have a loud
speaker that plays either Three blind mice or Music Box
Dancer played loudly with an irritating bell chorus over a
huge loudspeaker that can be heard for three miles...that
way you are sure to have the house and yard nice and tidy
by the time of the joyful visit.
||UPS should run for President.
||^ Tired of undelivered promises?