Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Program People

to be planetary rings
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Program people by putting them in a standardized succession of different environments, through mandatory 3 month vacations for all us citizens making under 50k a year, at first. This would eventually turn into two world- girding, sun-following conga lines of people partying is a programmatic way, by passing, in order, all of the other people in the world, in succession,that would itself then turn eventurally into planetary rings travelling in opposite directions around the earth but very close to each other which would generate a lot of energy, and serve as an electric shaving trumpet to separate between the right and the wrong.
JesusHChrist, Nov 10 2016


       I think he's getting closer to sobriety from whatever abusive substance he's inhaled, injected, or imbibed, but still has a long way to go.   

       Are you floating on the outermost ring, JHC?
RayfordSteele, Nov 10 2016

       This Idea seems to be neglecting the fact that about 2/3 of the Earth's surface is covered with water, making it difficult for a line of people to form a ring around the world.
Vernon, Nov 10 2016

       It would start off as a social network, a travel company for people with disabilities, to make sure the ring system is accessible and inclusive, that could find government and private funding sources. This entity could organize the mandatory 3 month vacations to developing countries for everyone in the US making under 50k a year. The water part of it could be the focus of transportation accessibility, automation and eventually a water bridge combining gps and materials research to enable human powered flapping flight.
JesusHChrist, Nov 10 2016

       Do we then all hold hands and sing Koom-Bay-Yah?
RayfordSteele, Nov 10 2016

       Only if I say, "Jesus says, hold hands and sing Koom-Bay- Yah" first. If I dont say, "Jesus says," first and you hold hands and sing Koom-Bay-Yah, then you're out.
JesusHChrist, Nov 10 2016

       I was all for it until I got to the final score of words ...
normzone, Nov 11 2016


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